Giant Leg.

So today I had surgery on my left leg. The jokey McSmurf doctor (who I love btw) decided to try to put me at ease and talk during my procedure. The statement "Wow you have really looong legs" was not what I wanted to hear as she was shoving a tube up one. I know completely gross! This is the first time in my life I have wished to be shorter well except for the year back in Junior High that I dreamed of being one of those cute little 5 foot nothing girls instead of a 5'9" awkward ostritch but that is neither hear no there. I am currently sitting with my leg wrapped in ace bandages and sporting a crotch high compression stocking making it several times larger than normal. It is hot and I know you are all jealous. It could be worse that is for sure. Well that is my exciting news for the day. I am on to my Christmas Card list. I may get them in the mail pre-New Year.