Monday Fun

Cheers to fun Mondays....

Wake up at 4:50 am and head downstairs to let the dog out. Realize that it wasn't a dream at 3am when you heard the puppy rouse and head downstairs. Find pee on the kitchen floor, not suprising. Curse yourself for not picking up the water dish at 7pm. It was own fault, clean up and move on.

5:07am Dogs have gone out and are now eating. Brushing teeth and run downstairs to grab fresh gym clothes off the top of the washer\dryer. Head out to spinning.

5:20am Parking lot at the Y is closed for paving. Park so far away that you may as well not left own house and hoof it up to the building (did I mention it is damm chilly this time of day) grab bike and setup just barely in time for 5:30 start.

5:40am The first set of jumps in class is complete, everyone sweating. Reach down to grab water bottle and towel, ahh sweet taste of cold water. Almost fall off bike due to strong smell of Cat urine!

5:45-5:50 Spend five minutes trying to find where the smell is coming from. Possibility it is the hand towel your were just using to wipe the dripping sweat off you face, supress the urge to now vomit at the thought of cat urine greased across your face.

5:50-6:15 Locate the smell which is the right cuff\sleeve of the long sleeved t-shirt you are wearing. Notice that the smell becomes increasingly stronger the more you sweat. Spend the remainder of class being as self concious as someone who passes gas in Yoga while in downward facing dog. Almost certain that all other class members have pinpointed you as smelly girl (due to a smelly cat).

6:20 After hot footing it out of class in record time contemplate on the drive home why in fact you spent 45 minutes in the cold last night trying to retrieve cat from outside after husband accidentally left the door open. This is the rePEEment you get. Decide that the next time the dogs take chase after cat like Rusty at the racetrack looking to tackle her like a football you are going to turn a blind eye, just for 10 seconds :)